* “Road Home Faces Detour” – Honestly, how many goofy titles can you come up with for this? Answer- tons!
* “Who Will Be NO. 1?” – Well hubby and I are Gators -no brainer.
* “Mayor presides over egg hunt.” – From the picture – it appears he is the one with the floppy bunny ears who is delivering chocolate.” Don’t get me going on all the jokes that could come out of that one.
* “Airplane passengers are facing more delays and lost baggage.” National feel-good news.
* “Clown reunited with his lost tiny bike.” This is a NY story, did I fail to mention I have clown-phobia?
* “Minute moms” mom’s today spend more hours focused on their children full-time moms 40 years ago – I’ll make everyone a deal – starting this Friday, the kids go on Spring Break for a week. If you feel you don’t spend enough time with kids (any kids), I’ll lend you mine for the week!