Dear Neal ,

I know you will be on the other side of the lake tonight for a book signing at Borders Books in Metairie. The “painful” truth is that the whole fam damily was invited to the Friday night block party in Covington. Let’s face it Neal, the kids would enjoy the block party a whole bunch more than meeting you. They certainly know who you are because sometimes you beat out Radio Disney in the car. The fact that Belinda and Royal won’t be coming, sealed the Covington deal for me. When you read this, please contact me and send me a signed copy of your new book! GretaPerry at Gmail .com. Also,if you are in town on Saturday, come on over for a dip in the pool!

Your devoted fan,
P.S. NEAL FOR PRESIDENT or at least some type of leadership in LA!