If you didn’t carve a jack-o-lantern (guilty), wow your friends and families with this or this.

“Wait a second, what is this? The orange marshmallow shaped like a big peanut? Do me a favor, you keep that. Yeah, we’ve got all the doorstops we need already, thank you very much. We’re going for name candy only this year.” ~Jerry Seinfeld~

safe for work – you will never think of Mary Poppins the same way!

(c/p at NOLA.com)