So you were Googling for something and landed on KMG (abbreviation for this blog for those who are slow)? I have shared with you many Google searches before- and let me tell you…the world is full of strange & “interesting” people. As always, this is for fun and entertainment and hopefully to make you laugh today! And hey – you may have a few questions that were bugging you – answered. Trust me on this one – these are real – I could not make this stuff up!

Shane Warner and radio
– I know Shane isn’t in New Orleans anymore on WIST. Not sure where he is and a Google search didn’t give me that answer

Real Wives on the Bayou – I proposed a real show like this instead of a show about those selfish beeotches in Orange County and now New York. I’d much rather watch real women than fake ones. Reeeow!

See big vaginas – hmmmm….I suggest you contact Mayor Ray C. Nagin’s office for that answer. He is, after all, a vagina friendly Mayor!

Cajun Dialect – I’m still learning every day by watching The Water Boy

What is it like to be a stoner? – Can’t help you there pal, but am sure this is some thesis research…right?

WIST New Orleans – love that station!!!

kiss my– too many of these searches to even begin to tell you. Please add your own words to the end. Use your imagination on this one!

mayor of mandeville credit cards
– Well, mine was just stolen & skimmed, you think he had something to do with it?

wwl home remodel – I am in the middle of remodeling my home & can’t afford to have the kitchen done yet. WWL, please pay for my kitchen to be remodeled

wrno what happened to Jim Brown – he is enjoying life for now, taking a break from radio and writing on Bayou Buzz

how do you say happy 40th birthday in Italian?
– Beats the heck out of me. But I do know a certain blogger who will be 40 on Sunday!

how to kiss my dad – that is just sooooo wrong

mispronunciation of New Orleans words – I do that every day and do it very well. But then again, I bet you can’t pronounce words from MA.

eclectic solitary witchcraft – WTH???

house wives liberation
– I am liberated! Now go burn those bras sisters!

mardi gras boob – well I know a few boobs in public office way past Mardi Gras

kiss vagina – why would someone look for that?

stockbroker beuhler – anyone? Beuhler Beuhler Beuhler?

who is Herman Cain?
– one of my heroes

butt cream
– that would be Butt Paste – Boudreaux

101 things to do with duct tape
– I put this post up a while back and added “in Louisiana” at the end – may have to repeat that post later this week!

jumbo jim exercise – go read if you want another good clean laugh for the day

what to wear to a crawfish boil
– I learned that anything goes

where to buy Abita Beer
– any store will sell it to you – even KMart. Then be sure to buy an extra 6 pack for me and I’ll meet you and pick it up!

stoner good memory – all I remember is falling asleep – use that in your thesis buddy!

are you smoking crack meme – I swear I never touched that stuff!

can you adopt a foster kid around Montana – you can adopt a foster kid anywhere you want and trust me when I say it was the best thing I ever did!

what is Gumbo
– Since I have a cooking disability, I will refer you to some real food info

As always, you can get 2 helpings of KMG per day, which is recommended by 4 out of 5 doctors. The 5th doctor doesn’t have a sense of humor. Read it once at and then at Kiss My (which is real purrty)