a stone is just a stone…right? Who turned the “you are now 40 and will have a multitude of stupid annoying medical problems” button on? I want to kick their ass!!! I will continue to think positive thoughts and see everything with my warped sense of humor – you betcha! 40 was just some stupid number that gives morons permission to…well…buy a car they can’t afford or go for major plastic surgery (neither of which I will partake in). When I made my, “what I want when I turn 40 wish list, taking estrogen, passing kidney stones & getting a needle boob biopsy” were not on the list. Back to my quest for world domination and if you don’t think I can do it – I’ll chuck my stone at you as soon as it enters the world! Yep – 40 and fabulous will resume as soon as my estrogen dose makes me not want to stop short on the road because of an annoying tailgater! I will now resume to happy & positive thoughts with fluffy bunnies in a meadow with a beautiful rainbow in the backdrop!
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