Dear kids,
I wanted to let you know how much I have enjoyed spending time with you and your gazillion friends this summer. As a matter of fact, I couldn’t think of anything better to do with my time. . The dog is smart enough to hide under the bed for privacy. I wish I could squeeze my big butt underneath there with him sometimes. Of course, if I did, I would miss all the action & drama that unfolds each day. I love playing referee and may look into that as a future career. You are all treasures, but sometimes treasures are best when they are duct taped to a chair and silent. People who home-school must take larger doses of medication than the rest of us who just up our dose for the summer. Thank goodness 5 o’clock rolls round every day! The teachers are waiting!!!!

Love, mom
PS I wouldn’t have traded spending time with my little angels for the world. Well, maybe for a case of Abita beer!!!