Jindal won (no run-off, no more political commercials), LSU won, Saints won…what more could you want on your Monday than to talk about boobs? Now you may be asking yourself, why would a mom who can waaaay pass the pencil test and even hold a chair under her post-children breastesses (my husband is now hoping his co-workers skip reading today-lol-duck honey), possibly want to talk about the golden prize of every woman who every saw Barbie nude as a child? Well, of course, I want to talk about boobs because I spent my Sunday at the Audobon Zoo – D’UH. Hubby and #1 son attended the Saints game with the tickets I won while I took the other 2 kiddos and a friend’s kid to the zoo to see the ANIMALS!!!
Yep, purpose of the zoo – seeing animals, learning about nature, spending quality time with children and not looking at tons of CLEAVAGE! I am so waiting for fake breasts to go out of style – they are so tacky sometimes. I mean, if you got it flaunt it I guess, but for the sake of public decency – there is a time and place for everything. I had on shorts, a t-shirt and TEVA sandals – practical zoo attire! Going out to dinner with companion – cleavage fine. Volunteering for the PTA not….get it? Seriously, I looked at half of the women there with rotting teeth, muffin tops, children in need of new shoes while sporting a boob job! Hello…take the $5,000 or so and think of what else you could do for yourself or your kids? And don’t even get me going on the women who wear 5″ stilletos to the zoo – what is up with that?
I have NO PROBLEM with wanting to look your best – but priorities people!!! GRRRRR! I know, this is not my usual type of post – but 4 hours watching boobs made me nuts! Boobs aside, we had a fabulous day at the zoo. During a home Saints game is the perfect time to go – unless you want to watch a bunch of cleavage go by (hehehehe)!
Muffin top from the Urban Dictionary: The fat bulge resulting from a person (usually women) who wears pants that are too tight along with a halter/tube top. That fat bulge looks somewhat like the top of a muffin, hence the name.
Update: more cleavage – UGH!!!
(cross-posted at NOLA.com)