img_4259 Last year I wrote about blow-up lawn ornaments and it seems not all my neighbors read my post. So here it is everyone, a friendly reminder that your tacky blow up lawn decorations look like GIANT USED CONDOMS when you deflate them. I’m all about tastefully decorating for the holidays – even have a spider web on my front porch. But, I will not…I repeat…will not have a blow-up decoration on my lawn!!! Tacky tacky tacky!!! I am starting to think that people who wear Crocs are the very same people who have blow-up lawn decor. Yes, if you have either…I’m talking to you.

Disclaimer to all those who duck when they see me in public because they are wearing Crocs…remember I am just being silly (sort of). But seriously, consider real shoes and nothing that requires a motor to keep your decorations running. Hubby now owns 2 pairs of Crocs – just to terrorize me! UGH!

Instead of “Go Green” I am spreading the “Go Untacky” message this year!

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2 Replies to “Tacky holiday decorations”

  1. I’m going to have to drive over to Leavenworth and take some photos of some of the homes that would have to win the Tacky Halloween Decoration contest!

    In fact, why don’t you hold a Tacky Halloween Decoration Contest?

  2. I’m with you on both fronts. I would never have an inflatable decoration in my yard and I will never own Crocs.

    I had to LOL because when I was typing this comment, the Google ad was “”. Bwahahahahahahaha!

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