Last year I wrote about blow-up lawn ornaments and it seems not all my neighbors read my post. So here it is everyone, a friendly reminder that your tacky blow up lawn decorations look like GIANT USED CONDOMS when you deflate them. I’m all about tastefully decorating for the holidays – even have a spider web on my front porch. But, I will not…I repeat…will not have a blow-up decoration on my lawn!!! Tacky tacky tacky!!! I am starting to think that people who wear Crocs are the very same people who have blow-up lawn decor. Yes, if you have either…I’m talking to you.
Disclaimer to all those who duck when they see me in public because they are wearing Crocs…remember I am just being silly (sort of). But seriously, consider real shoes and nothing that requires a motor to keep your decorations running. Hubby now owns 2 pairs of Crocs – just to terrorize me! UGH!
Instead of “Go Green” I am spreading the “Go Untacky” message this year!